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Surrey International Writer’s Conference

Granted, the chief goal of any writer should be to write for themselves, not for fame or for fortune.  Though, those are nice for those of us with crippling gambling problems and a desperate need for attention (not that I know anyone like that who is also named Sam Sykes, goodness no).  What’s even nicer, however, is the respect that comes with reaching a point where people will actually ask you for your advice on writing and not end the query with “you jackass.”

Well, as per advice that is so unhelpful as to come from a jackass, I basically have three suggestions: get an agent, get perspective and get better.  Where does one find these, though?  Well, in consolidated form, they tend to all be present at Writer’s Conferences, which I’ve noticed are alarmingly rare.  However, they do exist, and one of them has invited me to come offer my advice to hundreds of burgeoning aspiring authors seeking a means of getting their work out there!

The Surrey International Writer’s Conference is one I’ve been attending for several years now, back when Tome of the Undergates was but a wee Pamphlet of the Undergates and I was a wee, inexperienced writer with nary a clue as to what I was doing.  But now I am a big, experienced writer with nary a clue as to what I am doing and I can safely say that this is one of the best conferences to attend if you’re at all serious about becoming a writer.

As they say in Quebec: por que?

Three Reasons.

1. Consolidated Networking (or “Dudes What You Want to Know”): SiWC (no, I don’t know why the ‘i’ is lower-case) is host to authors, editors and agents, the holy trinity of publishing, and attended by librarians, booksellers, book-buyers and, most importantly, other authors.  There is no one at this conference that you do not want to know, save for Steve who works at the front desk (you know what you did, Steve).

2. Aggregate Accessibility (or “I saw Terry Brooks Throw Up Last Night!”): The purpose of this conference is chiefly to meet writers and drink a lot of beer.  These tend to go well together.  As a result, the professionals here are not going to wave you off or ignore you (unless they are on their way to a workshop, in which case you should not chase them down and hit them with a briefcase) and most are very open to hearing your pitch, your questions, what have you.  There’s even a few sessions of Blue Pencil designed just for that purpose!  Holy shit!

3. KNOWLEDGE (or “BRAINMEATS”): The workshops here cover everything from plot to pacing, worldbuilding to genre influence, sex scenes to chase scenes to fight scenes to action scenes to parrot scenes.  If you have ever had a question about writing, no matter how weird you think it is, it is probably answered in a very helpful hour-long workshop.  I encourage you to attend every one that you can, as you never know what you might have needed to know until you know it!

4. Sam Sykes Will Be There (or “You Can’t Escape Me!”): Yes, I will, in fact, be giving a workshop of my very own, entitled “The First Time Publishing Experience” on Friday at 3:00 PM.  We’ll be discussing everything a first time published author should know from networking to promotions to taking criticism and keeping motivated.  Even if you’re not published yet, it’s good advice to take, since motivation can lapse all the time!

What?

That was four?

Yeah, it was!  What are you going to do about it?

That’s what I thought, baby.

Anyway, the Conference is coming up (next month!), so you might want to check it now if you’re at all interested!

If you’re already signed up, though, please feel free to stop on by and learn a thing or two from me!  I can say with complete authority that I am worth listening to.

Because I have a Presenter’s Nametag.

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The Con-Job

Of course, I’m late in my write-up of this.  The past few days have been used to decompress and let my poor feet recover from their ordeal.

My very first DragonCon has come and gone and I must say, I had a lot of fun with it.  I’m never quite sure how Cons are supposed to go and, believe it or not, I’m always vaguely intimidated going into one.  Fortunately, my groove was located pretty quickly and I will not require a film demonstrating how I got it back.

I spent the vast majority of my time at the Pyr Booth, a handy little coffin big enough to fit several large men, decorated with our books and covers.  I’m sure Lou Anders will have some pictures of it that I conveniently forgot to take (more on that a bit later).  We came stocking dozens of books of our finest titles and representation of those titles from authors like Jon Sprunk, Clay and Susie Griffith and James Enge were all in attendance.  Also stocked were fifty (50), FIFTY (50!) copies of Tome of the Undergates.

…and we sold them all.

Yes, I could not be more pleased.  Absolutely every copy that came to DragonCon was sold by early Sunday morning, save for two (one of which went to my mom and one of went which to Wes Swingley of Sci-Fi Adventures), and 95% of them went out signed.  It seems a little self-deprecating to say I was amazed how popular the book was (of course it’s popular!  I wrote it, didn’t I?), but I truly was agog at how swiftly they flew off the shelf.  It’s a great and ominous thing to see the bare space where your book once was and know a bunch of people are walking around with a copy and I hope to feel it many more times to come.

I wasn’t on many panels…or really more than just one…but it was a blast to be on the Fightin’ and Writin’ panel.  It’s always a joy to be met with people who are curious about writing in general, and those who are interested in fighting, bloodshed and violence (not that I’d know anything about any of that) are even better!  I’m pleased to say that the audience was fantastic and eager with their questions.

So, anyway…what’s that?  You don’t care about my write-up?  You just want to see costumes?!  The nerve!  I was just about to write a thesis on communal spirit amongst nerds!  BUT I GUESS YOU JUST WANT TO SEE SOME SCANTILY-CLAD WOMEN!

…yeah, of course I’ve got those.

Not a girl, but come on…AXECOP!

Not even in costume, but I wanted to post this, anyway.  These were, by far, my favorite people at the Con.  A very lovely couple who came over and bought a copy of TOME (as well as several other books, bless them) and frequently came back to see how I was doing.  Much love to you both <3

Oh my goodness how did that get in there is that really fifty my gosh well isn’t that the darnedest thing goodness gracious oh my that’s certainly a lot of books

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D-D-DragonCon!

Admittedly, I could have told you this earlier, but I will be gone all weekend because I am at DRAGONCON 2010!

It’s a star-studded event attended by a bunch of cool authors, both Pyr and otherwise, and I WILL BE DOING SOME PANELS RIGHT THEN AND THERE.

…why am I not telling you what panels I will be doing?

Because nobody actually told me!  It’s as big a surprise to me as it is to you, much like a handsome stranger crawling through your window at night.  But in that case which you might call the police, this surprise encounter is actually not likely to end in tears!

I will also be signing from dawn to death…er…dusk.  So, please, do swing by the Pyr Booth and buy a book to be signed!  If I’m not there, just tell the jerks running it that you DEMAND that Sam Sykes sign this book and they will see to it!

So, do come see me.  If you don’t, I will shave Cherie Priest bald.

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There’s No Blood Coming Out of this Stone!

Go read this.

That might have irritated you something fierce.  If it did, you’re not at all alone, since this got posted shortly after as a means of clarification.  There are posts like this all over the place, exhibitions of this very curious tendency of bloggers and critics to go into “Highlander” mode and believe there can be only one form of fiction and only one type of author.  I suspect this isn’t even the first time this particular argument has been tossed about.  I suspect there are quite a few “literary snobs” sitting around and commenting on the status of The Black Prism as it compares to Jane Austen.  I suspect right now, there’s some fantasy writer agonizing over how his book is going to provide commentary on the world that desperately needs to be heard.

But we’re not going to talk about those guys.  We’re not going to talk about the Speculative Scotsman’s posts.  We’re not going to discuss the state of the genre as it compares to mainstream literary fiction.

Why?

Because I seriously don’t give a shit.

And why don’t I give a shit…seriously?

Because this does not matter in the slightest.

This particular topic has been hashed and rehashed to death and every time I read it, I can’t help but think I’ve walked in on a conversation toward the end, when people have set aside their wine glasses and begin rolling up their sleeves.  I always think I’ve missed something, because I sincerely can’t figure out why we’re discussing this in the first place.

One of my favorite reads of last year was The White Tiger by Aravind Adiga, a story about an Indian cab driver and his reaction to the world’s attempts to destroy his dignity.  I loved this book a lot and so did a lot of people.  Enough that it won the Booker Award.  I can’t say it didn’t deserve it; it was a fantastic read and a great insight into a world I’ve never seen.

One of my favorite reads of all time is The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch, a story about a lying asshole who quests first for riches, then for revenge in a world that he understands all too well.  I loved this book and so did a lot of people.  Enough that it’s one of the first books that comes to mind when people think of “great fantasy.”  I can’t say it didn’t deserve it; it’s a fantastic read and a great insight into a mind I’ve never seen.

They are two fantastic books.

I love them both.

To date, I have never asked myself “who would win in a fight between Aravind Adiga and Scott Lynch?”

Because there’s just no comparing the two.

Yes, of course,” you might say, “there is no comparison, because one’s meant as a serious commentary and the other is intended for pure entertainment.

Or,” you other guys might say, upon reading that first ‘you’s’ comment, “there is no comparison, because one is a masterful insight into character in a glorious world and the other is stodgy mainstream.

That’s not what I mean and I suspect you know that.

The White Tiger is no more stodgy mainstream for snobs than The Lies of Locke Lamora is pure entertainment.  I don’t compare the two because they’re completely different beasts and I get completely different things out of them.  They’re both entertaining, of course, and both well-written, but while I gather insight of one kind from one kind, I gather insight from another from the other.  At no point did it ever occur to me, when reading (or re-reading) either, to compare the two.

And this, I feel, is a good place to be in.  I can accept both books on their own merits, enjoy both their qualities for what they are.

Why can’t the rest of us?

If you’re at all familiar with this blog, you know I think the sheer amount of unfair comparisons in the genre is damaging to us all.  Comparing one author to another when they’ve little in common with each other diminishes the value of both’s contributions.  Applied to literature as a whole, it’s damaging to everything.  Suddenly, the expectations twist violently from expecting a good book to expecting something from a book that the book will never be.  Suddenly, the unfair criticism is no longer “this author isn’t George R.R. Martin,” so much as it is “this book isn’t Pride and Prejudice! I’ve been tricked!”

You can, in fact, enjoy both on their own merits.  The comparisons are silly.

It’s ridiculous.

It’s unnecessary.

I want to punch you all in the face.

Love,

Sam Sykes xoxoxo

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The Tome has Arrived…

My friends.

There comes a time in our lives, a time when you really can’t think of a better opening than that same “there comes a time” line that has been used for basically every shitty movie that has come out in the past five years but it’s still kind of a cool thing and you’ve just spent the past two hours editing and you can’t figure out what exactly you were supposed to be talking about in the first place…

And that time is now.

As of today, Tome of the Undergates is in stock and available to be ordered from Amazon.com (where did that link come from?  Gosh, that’s convenient.  Almost like an omen of some sort sent from a God that would not take kindly if we ignored it and did not buy as the opportunity presented itself!)  Yes, you can buy Tome of the Undergates right the fuck now from Amazon if you so wished!

or you could wait until DragonCon and buy some from the Pyr Booth (signed!) at the beginning of September!

or you could wait until September 17th hit and buy them in any bookstore that is cool enough to have such a fancy-pants book available!

OR YOU COULD INCUR MY WRATH AND NOT GET ONE AT ALL.

But, here is a list of people who have never read Tome of the Undergates:

  • Adolf Hitler
  • Osama Bin Laden
  • Joseph Stalin
  • Hayden Christensen

Do you want to join the ranks of the damned?  No?  Then I suspect you better read one today!

That said, since the book is available now, I guess we could have timed the ARC Giveaway Contest better, but…man, you know how it is.

We had a lot of cool entries, I’m pleased to say.  Who could really choose amongst such great entries as…

How about you open the contest to Australians or I’ll swim to the US and shove your ARC so far up your fat American arse you’ll be spewing quotes for weeks.

Nice use of threats.

If it were not for me, you would not have been able to meet James Owen, and thus would never have met Felicia Day.

And that was my favorite encounter with Felicia Day…

One good reason? Can I give you two good reasons? Or one really bad reason? Or three and a half morally ambiguous reasons?

How about, “because if you don’t give it to me, I will call your dear old grandmother and tell her what you’ve been up to, young man”?

But her poor old heart can’t take it!

I teased it on Twitter, but understand that if I don’t get the ARC that I intend, once my summer school instructional obligations are done, to buy a six pack of Depends and jump in my mom’s car: a 1985 Chevy Astro Van with no air conditioning and a radio that can only tune into evangelical, fire-and-brimstone stations, and drive to Arizona all crazy astronaut like. I intend to then follow you around the whole month of August and pelt you relentlessly with eggs, that will be stored in the back of my mom’s Astro van. I am that bat shit crazy, Band Dork!

Wait a minute…

Listen you insane bastard, I would love a copy of the TOME OF THE UNDERGATES because if its nearly as insane as you are, it will be entertaining as hell and that is what books are for. Also, if you give it to me for free, then I won’t have to spend any of my own money on it, which works out really well for me. So those are my reasons. If you don’t like them, tough nooky. I’ll just go out and buy the damn book whenever I want, so its not like you’re the boss of me or anything. Thanks so much for your consideration. Have a nice day. Sara

Now just hold on!

These were all awesome entries, but as I mentioned before, I wouldn’t be judging them.  People know too easily what I consider to be a good reason for having an ARC and I wanted this to be fair, so I asked three celebrity judges to pick their favorites…and here they are!

Sarah Pinborough chooses…

Mr. Sykes, I can give you one reason that I should receive an ARC of your upcoming debut and it is this: I have too much time on my hands. You may be saying, ”How is that my problem?” Well here’s the thing bucko, people are constantly approaching me and trying to get me involved in murder-for-hire schemes*. Sometimes they want me to kill you and sometimes they want me to frame you for the murder of George Takei. Up till now, I have begged off saying, ”No, no, I am morally against murder and I am way too busy to get involved in your shenanigans.” However, I have recently found my schedule to be wide open. This means that the only thing stopping me from saying ”Yes. Yes. Gods yes!” is my moral aversion to murder.

How long do you think that is going to protect you?

I appreciate your consideration and request that you let me know if I won so that I can plan my evenings accordingly.

*Note: I have only been approached by William Shatner and I am pretty sure he was kidding most of those times.

Her reasoning?

I’m going with Justin ritter – simply because he mentions William Shatner…and murder…;-) x

Joe Abercrombie chooses…

Two good reasons for you.

1) I’ve never had and ARC or a signed copy of a book so you fulfill two deeply held dreams of mine at once.

2) I’ll send you a picture of my boobies.

OK, no I won’t.

That’s an underhanded request, unworthy of us both. However, I am know to be rather underhanded at times.

So maybe I will.

Send me the ARC and find out.

His twisted logic?

I definitely would have picked Addy, except I’m not sure the booby picture would ever appear, and if it did it would be sent to you, not me.

And, in true Newtonian Style, Mark Newton picked one Jackie Kay, whose entry was so epic it requires its own post!

And that’s it!  Thanks for the entries, people!  If yours was chosen, please email me your address so I can ship one to you right away!  And watch this space for more giveaways when BLACK HALO reaches the ARC phase!

Thanks again!

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From the Mailbag…

It’s always a tad flattering when people come to me seeking answers.  Why only a tad?  Because sometimes, the question is “where did you hide the bodies?”  And really, if I wasn’t going to tell the police, why would I tell you?  And I also like doing things publicly, as is noted by anyone who cares to use the Freedom of Information Act to find out exactly what went down with me in San Francisco in the summer of 1989.

Hence, when I get a question in my email that I think deserves an interesting response, I leap upon it.  Such was the case when Doug wrote to me…

Dear Sam.

Greetings,

I am writing you because I am seeking advice. I am a novice fantasy writer and am currently half way through a manuscript for a high fantasy epic titled (Instrument of Vengeance). What I really want is some professional feedback, but I am not going to impose and ask you to read anything I’ve written.

Eventually, I will finish and am dreading how to get go about getting this published. I am trying to go for a lasting work over a profitable one and know because of the the unusual non conventional way I write and tell my tale that this will be a hard sell at best.

Do you have any thoughts on this? What advice would you give someone taking the path I have in the current market?

I suspect that every author is flattered by these “How Did You Get Published” questions (assuming the question is not “How Did You Get Published?”) since we truly enjoy the opportunity to discuss these subjects in a way that we usually only get to do with other authors, and then it’s usually pretty clouded by how badly we envy and despise each other.

This particular email I wanted to address due to the words Doug uses here: “unusual,” “non-conventional,” “impose,” “Newt Gingrich.”

Or maybe just two of those.

Of course, no one actually remembers the general attitude that Tolkien was met with when he penned Lord of the Rings, but from various accounts we can conclude that he was, in general, considered a little nuts for putting it out there.  It seems a little strange today that we can say, with a straight face, “conventional fantasy” and have it mean something, but there’s no doubt that there is fantasy that’s easy to sell and fantasy that’s not that easy to sell.

Personally, I don’t know the difference between them.  I could sit and conjecture about Harry Potter rip-offs, complex magical systems, moral ambiguity and how each of these affects a book’s ability to be sold.  I could, but I won’t, because I honestly have no idea.  I’m not the reading public.  I’m nothing more than a humble, strikingly handsome author with excellent oral hygiene and a vocabulary that makes ladies swoon.

And I have no idea which one Tome of the Undergates falls under.  Reviews are mixed, of course, and most agree that’s it fairly non-conventional.  But (and I know some of them might not want to hear this) reviewers don’t know, either.  They’re just as picky, selective, quirky and offbeat as nobody else and quite a few of them thrive on their quirks.

But that’s not the point.

I didn’t write for the reviewers.

And I didn’t write for the public, either (except my fictional memoirs ‘Why I Can’t Watch Cereal Commercials Without Crying.’ Those were all for you, baby.)

I wrote for myself.

And I’m not alone in this.

I’m sure a lot of authors, would-be or otherwise, sit at their computer desk/toilet if you have a laptop and ask themselves: “What is going to be the next great American novel that will capture the hearts of millions and sell at record numbers to shame the best and brightest literary minds in the world?”

In fact, go ahead and do that.  Just close your eyes and ask yourself that.

If you thought about it for a moment and, in response, went slightly slack in the jaw, ignored a thin trail of drool that wept from the corner of your mouth and emitted a low, droning buuuuuuhhhhh sound: congratulations, you’ve got what it takes!

The answer “I have no idea” is integral to writing.  Mark Newton once yelled at me for revealing this trade secret to an author, and I’m sure I probably should have cultivated the image that writing is a very deep, mystical thing.  But I find that a lot of authors (good ones, at least) tend to shrug and say “I-uh-nuh” a lot, especially when it’s asked “why did you write this book?”

Probably because it never occurred to us not to.

And this is my point: the very first and most crucial step to getting published is to know who you’re writing for.  There’s no shame in writing for an audience, of course, but you’d best make sure you fit that audience.  If you’re going to write for yourself, however, you’ve got to be prepared for the fact that your voice (hopefully) is unique.  It might be shrill, it might be sexy, it might be deep enough to sound like something out of something’s bowels and it scares children but some people think it’s pretty hot.  Because your voice isn’t going to sound like flute music to everyone, including agents and publishers.

But, just like my dorm roommate who insisted that if you really listened hard to Soundgarden’s Black Hole Sun you could hear a really great recipe for kebab, there are going to be people your voice just sounds angelic to.  It might be your agent, your editor, your publisher.  Or it might not be for them but they might know who it is for.  Or it might just not be for them and you can’t do poop about that.

But that’s not a bad thing.  Davie Bowie is not a legendarily handsome man whose name I have tattooed on my left buttock because he’s a great, monstrous hit that everyone listens to.  He is his own sound and I was really, really drunk.

This might sound a tad philosophical, but I genuinely think this was what I was least prepared for when I went into this business.  It honestly did not occur to me that some people wouldn’t like my sound.  It can be difficult to accept, of course, but eventually one comes to thrive on their individuality.  Because some day, someone will have your name tattooed on their posterior and they’ll send you pictures.*

So, my best advice, for those of you who’ve got your own voice, is to be prepared for the very real fact that, just because someone doesn’t like it, doesn’t mean it’s not good.

On a more practical note, though: research your agents so you can find the best fit for your work (don’t send your Epic Fantasy to a Romance agent), heed their advice well, learn to separate useful criticism from smoke being blown up your anus and never, ever stop.

*Please stop sending me pictures, Stephen.

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Last Day For ARC Giveaway!

Yes, it is the LAST day to enter the GREAT AMERICAN ARC GIVEAWAY FOR TOME OF THE UNDERGATES.

If you wanted a copy but just can’t wait until September, you must email me right the hell now and tell me ONE good reason why you deserve an ARC and also if all these constant font changes are annoying.

All entries go out to our CELEBRITY JUDGES tomorrow and they will choose those what who done get an ARC!

Also, remember this is for the Americans, only, since those UK folk got, like, eighty different giveaways.

What are you waiting for?  GET EXCITED.

YAAAAAAAAY.

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Bravest Challenge, Bravest Victors, Bravest Links

So, Graeme Flory may have miserably failed us and brought great shame to his sheep-herding ancestors, but fortunately for us, the world is filled with many people who are not such incredible disappointments to country and kinsman.

Of course, I speak of THE BRAVEST CHALLENGE’S first victors!

Louis from LEC Book Reviews has completed the great challenge by reading David Bilsborough’s The Wanderer’s Tale, a return to Tolkien-style epic fantasy.  His thoughts?

In the end, as much as I might want to recommend The Wanderer’s Tale to even a slim, defined portion of the fantasy readership, but I find myself unable to. What David Bilsborough set out to do might have been admirable if he hadn’t done such a botched job of it. The results of his labor is a thick book that reads slowly, boringly and without much else. If you do somehow slug your way through this novel and for some reason enjoy it (and I can’t think of any reasons why you would) then the second volume in The Annals of Lindormyn, A Fire in the North, is available. I personally don’t have the heart to even go see if things improve in this sequel but well on you to do so.

Oh dear.  Well, poor fellow.  Louis did ask me what exactly I made of his findings and, to be honest, I’m quite pleased.  We’re not here to forsake, ridicule or lambast authors.  There are a few people out there who quite like Bilsborough.  Rather, we’re here to both move out of our comfort zones and to take a look at what might be great books with bad reputations.  I have great faith that we’ll see something like that in the coming weeks.

You can read Louis’ entire review here.

Next up, we have E.M. Edwards, talented writer (you can read some of his very cool excerpts here), who took on a challenge that was a little personal to more than one person: my very own Tome of the Undergates. Edwards prefaced this challenge by saying that, from everything he’s heard, he didn’t think it was going to be his sort of book.  He devoured it in a week, however, and had this to say (as taken from Twitter):

In the end it wasn’t the book for me, but I want to be fair where fair is due.  I think you’ve [Sykes] got great energy as a writer and that it was a character driven book, despite all the action.  But I’m glad I read it, and I wish you nothing but continued success as an author.

And I’m quite pleased with this result, as well.  I’ve been accused of being unconventional, as well as a deviant and bohemian before, and I’m always pleased to see peoples’ honest reactions to Tome. Sometimes they’re good (speaking of, did you see Ole Imsen’s excellent review of Tome here?  Or Specusphere’s positive review here?) and sometimes we get people who find that my style just doesn’t work for them.

All in all, the Bravest Challenge is a learning experience for us all: challenged, challenger and Steve from down the street.  Edwards does have a vested interest in supporting my beard so maybe Black Halo will be more for him!

And with the challenge completed, I am pleased to award The Raging Rothfuss to you both.

Congratulations!

As an aside, I have updated the Links section of the website to include a few more bloggers, a few charities and organizations I support and, most importantly, webcomics I follow.  If you’re a blogger that might like their work put up (and it helps if you’ve reviewed Tome), please let me know!  Also, man, that list of webcomics is pretty skimpy.  You better introduce me to some better ones.

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Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

I just saw this last night and my thoughts on it are, in a word: Yes.

Not YES. Not yes.  But Yes.

The movie is based off a pretty successful comic book series by Bryan Lee O’Malley, Canadian.  In a nutshell: it’s a pretty hysterical, very attention-grabbing serving of geek candy that really turns out to be something special while also espousing the importance of indieship (that is, the act of wearing tight jeans, ironic clothing and not enjoying making money) and following your heart.

The plot, as some of you might know, revolves around the titular character, Scott Pilgrim (played by Michael Cera), as he courts the enigmatic hipster chick Ramona Flowers (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) and subsequently fights for her affections against her Seven Evil Exes.  It is a pretty straightforward plot and it summarizes this movie’s greatest strength: the sheer surreality of it all.

Scott Pilgrim lives in Ontario, a place that is decidedly pretty normal and, indeed, for the first few moments of the movie, it’s portrayed as pretty normal.  If you knew nothing about the plot or had never watched the trailers, you’d be justified in thinking this might be yet another passive aggressive indie film.  It’s pretty clear once the movie settles into its own groove, however, that the film is part-superhero flick, part-comedy, part-love story and entirely awesome to watch.

The fights are completely over the top and littered with video game references.  Health bars appear and disappear, combo scores count up off to the side of the screen, a gloriously 16-bit soundtrack plays in the background.  Scott’s enemies explode into coins upon death, which he gleefully collects.  It’s a pretty shameless grab for the nerdcore crowd, but it’s done so well that I found I didn’t mind it at all, sort of like how a very sappy love poem can still be considered pretty sweet, despite the fact that one stanza contains the word “throbbing” seven times.

A movie cannot stand on cultural references alone, though, as we have seen from every lame “_____ Movie” parody ever, and if Scott Pilgrim vs. The World tried to do that, I’d be pretty pissed off.  Fortunately, the video game references are just the delicious geek icing on what is a very funny, very cool cake.

And this is where I want to stress the comedy and the surreality of it all.  A lot of the humor is carried by the fact that no one seems at all surprised that any of this is happening.  They watch the fantastically hyperactive fights with awe, but never does anyone stop think “wait, what?”  And this is a good thing, because if they did, the effect would be ruined.  Instead, the movie is carried very well by the fact that everything is taken at face value.

For example, at one point in the film, Scott is preparing to fight Todd Ingram (played by Brandon Routh), ex-boyfriend of Ramona and current boyfriend to Scott’s ex-girlfriend.  He flies at Todd and is promptly suspended in mid-air by Todd’s telekinetic powers and hurled away.  His ex looks on with a smug smirk and says: “Didn’t you know?  Todd’s a vegan.”

And that’s it.

It’s elaborated on a little later and not by much, but it’s never questioned.  Veganism just gives you psychic powers and everyone accepts this.  It’s done with such a straight face by the rest of the cast that it’s just hysterical.  If you can appreciate the surreality of that situation, you can appreciate everything about this movie and, when taken as what it is, it’s almost flawless.

That’s my chief criticism with it, though: taken as what it is, it’s impressive, but not really classic.  The humor is great, the action is fantastic, but it sort of lacks that same character-driven humor that makes a truly classical comedy film.  The overall message of the movie, however, is that they probably don’t really care about that and just want to have a good time.  It does that in spades.

If I could have any further grievance, it would be with Michael Cera.  I like him.  I’ve liked him since Arrested Development. But he’s just never changed since then.  In absolutely every film he’s ever been in, he’s always some awkward, passive, unstoppably indie kid.  Sometimes it works (Arrested Development), sometimes it doesn’t (Year One), but I’m sort of waiting for something new to happen.  Granted, it does work in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, because he’s energetic, active and…still pretty awkward.  I like him as an actor and as a person a lot, which is why I kind of hope he evolves at some point and is able to do more stuff.

All told: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World is a very funny, very cool movie and well worth the price of admission.  If you’re the kind of person that reads this blog and enjoys it, I’d definitely check it out.

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Anyway, how many of y’all remember Dragonlance?  Saladin Ahmed, my fellow SFWA Author (did I not mention I joined SFWA?  Well, I’ll tell you all about it when you’re older), does.  As he brought up this point (which I will now horribly paraphrase because I am not going to sift through Facebook posts just for YOU, Ahmed) in a recent Facebook post:

It’s not “cool” to like Dragonlance anymore.

For those of you who are unaware, Dragonlance is one of the many series that fall under that auspicious genre of “Tie-In Fiction”: fiction where the commonality between books is the world and the mythos, not the author or characters, usually based on table-top or pen-and-paper games.  Dragonlance was one of these, and along with stuff like Forgotten Realms and Dark Sun, it formed the introduction of a lot of young men and women into fantasy literature.

And it was awesome.

But Saladin is pretty much right.  For those of you who are aspiring authors out there: you are not allowed to enjoy Dragonlance, or any tie-in fiction, once you become published.  That was something you did when you were younger, like thinking spinach was gross and watching scrambled pornography.  Now you’re a big man and you will read ADULT FICTION ABOUT MAGICIANS AND THE WOMEN WHO LOVE THEM.

Actually, what’s far more likely is that you’re probably going to become startlingly aware of the mechanics of tie-in fiction.  You’ll have seen where the magician keeps his rabbit, so to speak, and suddenly it’s just an old pedophile in a fancy suit on stage.

There are a number of grievances against tie-in fiction: it’s cheap, it’s not original, it’s “kiddie,” it’s for dorks who aren’t serious about their fantasy, whatever.  Amongst all of these complaints, the only one I see as truly valid is the one that also ruined a lot of tie-in fiction for me: it’s limited by the world.

The characters and the author become slaves to the worldbuilding: they can affect it, but only so far as it can pertain to the world.  A king can be unseated, but only temporarily.  The Unspeakable Darkness was defeated, but only in a little part of the world (and there’s an even more Unspeakable Darkness two books down the line).  Things can change, but only as long as the source material allows.

It’s the same reason MMOs are generally not as satisfying as single-player games.  Sure, you’ve defeated the Forces of Evil with your Ragtag Band of Heroes and you’ve Saved The World From A Thousand Years of Darkness, but so has that other guild (and their shaman doesn’t stand in the void zone, you big stupid).  In a single-player game, once the evil is dead, it’s dead and you killed it.  In a non-tie-in fiction book, the impact is felt a little stronger because you know there’s not going to be an external source that contradicts what happened.  Ned Stark is not coming back.

But there are merits of tie-in fiction (when they’ve been given good authors) and that’s because there’s a subtle, silent advantage in having “the world” not matter very much: in such a case, characters matter so much more.  And this is pretty much the difference between good tie-in fiction and bad tie-in fiction: you come for the characters, not the world or its complex political systems or its oh-so-awesome magic weaving.

And this is basically my point (you didn’t think I had one, did you?  Shows what you know!).  It seems that we occasionally skirt a line that suggests characters don’t matter as much as a unique gimmick or angle on fantasy does, be it a magic system, worldbuilding or mythos.  These are important, sure, but as ever, they don’t matter if they don’t affect the characters.

In my impetuous youth of six months ago, I considered “nice worldbuilding” to be a backhanded compliment, the equivalent of saying “she’s got a great personality” about a book: it’s unspecific, unimportant and sort of sends the conflict and characters to the backseat.  Granted, I’ve wisened up some and realize that sometimes the worldbuilding is just pretty awesome in a book and it deserves recognition.  After all, characters need to affect the world, but if there’s no world to affect, it’s kind of pointless to be writing in fantasy.  No one wants to hear about how Raygar the Mighty experienced a personal epiphany while filing his taxes in That City That Is Totally Not New York Because We Gave it a Different Name.

But when reading reviews, I’ll occasionally see someone rave about the unique magic system, the complex socio-political structure of a race that never actually does anything, the haunting lyricism of a created language that was once used to write a poem about things that are no longer happening and have no relevance to the plot.  This is great and all, but what’s the point?  If it doesn’t affect the characters, why do we need to know about it?  We don’t and it’s kind of unfair to show us all this awesome lore and backstory and then tell us it’s never going to be used in the book in a meaningful way.  Worldbuilding without characters is a fancy playground behind an electric fence: it looks awesome, but you can’t do much more than look.

And this is what we have to learn from tie-in fiction.  We should not look at it as kiddie or lame or unoriginal, but rather we should use it as a study as to how to make complex worlds apply to the characters.  We should see why we care about Enus the Wise if his magic is the same as everyone else’s magic.  We should see what makes Boris the Barbarian worth more than his axe.  We should see what makes these characters, insignificant and limited, work in a world that continues to move regardless of their deed.

If that doesn’t convince you: a tie-in fiction author won the David Gemmel Legend Award.  So…you know…

Est sularus oth mithas, bitches.

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