No other author loves you more than Sam Sykes.  This is fact, proven by science.  There is simply no way to comprehend a world in which Sam Sykes does not want to hear from you on all topics, whether it be praise for the book, praise for the author, questions about the book, questions for the author, recipe exchanges, brick-hurling techniques, tips for preventing wolf attacks or cannibal recipe exchanges.

To prove his undying devotion toward you, Sam Sykes has made himself available through the format following below.  Your correspondence will be treated with the highest honor, assuming you speak truthfully.  Sam Sykes will know if you lie.

He always knows.