Phoenix Comicon Schedule

It’s time, motherfuckers. Next weekend, Thursday June 5th through to Sunday June 8th, is Phoenix Comicon. My absolute favorite convention for a lot of reasons will be probably my absolute favorite year for a lot of reasons.  You can find most of them right here.  There’s a lot of really great authors attending this year: […]

Lavos’ Second Form

Around a quarter of an hour ago, I turned 30. I turned 30 while I was driving home in a car by myself down a highway that was largely empty.  I felt fine. I’m not quite sure how I was intended to feel, really.  My friends (who all turned 30 earlier this year) all seemed […]

Crowdfunding Support: Marc Simonetti and Storium

I actually genuinely adore it when I get the chance to help other people.  Possibly because I’ve committed so many sins of such grievous extents that I hope that even the most modest effort toward goodness is enough to salvage my soul from whatever dark hole it’s tumbled into. Or maybe I just like art. […]

The Hyrkanian Dating Scene

I imagine my blog sounds a little like your friend who has just found a new girlfriend or boyfriend right now.  All going on and on about how great it is to find someone that understands you, how awesome it is to be getting someone touching your butt when you want it.  In my case, […]

Seize When Firm

I’m getting older. And my brain is becoming less elastic.  I’m slowly becoming closed to new ideas, slowly becoming unable to process new information, slowly becoming unable to learn new things.  Eventually, my brain will harden entirely and I will be completely closed-off from an ever-changing world.  I will come to hate and fear youth, […]

Women Who Stab Things

I love Rat Queens. That’s not the line I wanted to open with for this particular blog post. I wanted to tell you I was going to come to here to tell you what an important comic Rat Queens, written by Kurtis J. Wiebe and drawn by Johnny Rocwell, was.  I wanted to illustrate in no uncertain terms just how […]

Tucson Festival of Books 2014

Hey, gang! If you are in or around Tucson this weekend, why not come check out the Tucson Festival of Books? It’s a great show with a lot to offer.  Also, I will be there with some weird guys.  Like Kevin Hearne, Chuck Wendig, Elizabeth Bear and some Brian…Brandon….Sand…Sandyson…Sandersomething. Anyway, here’s my schedule.  Come check me […]

Teeth on Leg, Forever Chewing

I have sat here, staring at a cursor blinking on a white screen, for some time now. I have done this because I am absolutely terrified of making this blog post. If you’re part of the SFF community, I guess you know what it’s about.  If you don’t, I guess you can read a summary […]

A Nutshot Most Tasteful

You ever read Zen Pencils? It’s one of the more peculiar webcomics out there, ostensibly being a series of cartoons formed around inspirational quotes.  It’s something of a series of illustrated affirmations, most of them pertaining to the work of a creative, be they illustrator, writer or craftsman.  Given that the aim seems to be […]

Winter is Coming in a Moderately-Priced Package

I allow myself few nerdrages. The reasons are myriad: I don’t feel I’d have much to add to the “raving wildly at the camera and/or blog” reviews-as-performance-art that are so in chic, I don’t think it’s entirely becoming to channel your geekish enthusiasm into a frothing, spittle-laden fury, but chiefly, I don’t think pedantry is […]