CON SEASON CONTINUES, MOTHER HUBBARDS!
In a mere two weeks, I will be participating in San Diego Comicon 2016!
My schedule is as follows!
Drunk in A Gutter (All Day, In a Gutter Somewhere): Join me and whoever else happens to join me as I pass out in a pile of my own human misery, passersby looking upon me weeping softly into a half-empty bottle of Asahi, too full of pity to call the police. Signings to follow.
Nerd Trivia: Author Edition (1:30 PM, Horton Grand Theater): ME. PATRICK ROTHFUSS. PIERCE BROWN. MANY OTHERS. ALL CAPS. TRIVIA. SCREAMING. CHICKEN WINGS. BE THERE.
Signing (11:00 AM, Hachette Booth, Booth #1116): Come join me in a book signing! We’ll be giving away copies of An Affinity For Steel! Huge books that will look GOOD on your shelf and maybe make it collapse! It’ll be so great, you’ll actually start crying!
Signing (11:00 AM, Badali Jewelry Booth, Booth #532): MORE book signings with the good people at Badali Jewelry! Not only that, but we’ll be unveiling a NEW piece of jewelry based on The City Stained Red! Come and join us! Get a book signed! Be merry!
Following You Home (Whenever You Leave, Your House): You thought it was over, didn’t you? Well, you shouldn’t have sworn that blood oath back on Wednesday! You’ll be joining me as I appear in the rear view mirror of your car, chasing after you with speed that you wouldn’t think a man of my size could achieve! Or maybe I’ll be appear on the wing of your plane home, inching ever closer to the window. Or perhaps I’ll just come out from under your bed at night.
Of course, if you come to one of my signings, we can forget this whole thing ever happened.
Be there or be square!